teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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Timestamp: 1368993180

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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(Quelle: sur-unetoile, via arose186)

  • people: any guy would be lucky to have you
  • me: who is this any guy you speak of, bring him forth

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k-iki:

miel-doux:

bambz

love her

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palmist:

she has the perfect profile

(Quelle: fuckyeahswedishgirls, via arose186)

Timestamp: 1368993099

palmist:

she has the perfect profile

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joelvautour:

Raspberry mojito for the win. #spring #terrasse #raspberry #drink #summer #fresh (at Les Folies)

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Timestamp: 1368993091

joelvautour:

Raspberry mojito for the win. #spring #terrasse #raspberry #drink #summer #fresh (at Les Folies)

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noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

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